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After valiantly guarding one family’s bathroom for many years, a dead fish was given an epic sendoff by his owners. Instead of flushing him down the toilet, they gave him a viking funeral.
Peeping Tom, a six-and-a-half-year-old fish, spent his life watching his humans poop and shower (ergo the name). One day, his teen owner’s dad moved his bowl away from the sunlight, and he died.
To pay for his sin, the dad built Peeping Tom a miniature ship, complete with a customised sail and figurehead. They even named it the SS Boobies, a name the pet would have loved and cherished.
His boat was then set on fire – we like to think they did it by shooting flaming arrows – and allowed to drift off into aquatic Valhalla. Cu…